{"id":2407,"date":"2011-01-12T14:24:58","date_gmt":"2011-01-12T12:24:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conradstoltz.com\/?p=2407"},"modified":"2011-01-12T14:24:58","modified_gmt":"2011-01-12T12:24:58","slug":"the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conradstoltz.com\/index.php\/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly\/","title":{"rendered":"The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a little behind with the blogging, so I&#8217;m trying to quickly squeeze a few topics into one blog.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Good:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Long, easy mountain bike rides on the Highveld. Drinking water straight from the spring. (Fountain)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2408\" title=\"conrad-stoltz-mtb-training-south-africa\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conradstoltz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/conrad-stoltz-mtb-training-south-africa.jpg\" alt=\"conrad-stoltz-mtb-training-south-africa\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You may have to fight a frog, a tadpole and a cow pat for the freshest water,<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2410\" title=\"frog-in-fountain\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conradstoltz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/frog-in-fountain.jpg\" alt=\"frog-in-fountain\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>but as long as you lock the gate, no one gets hurt&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2409\" title=\"conrad-stoltz-please-lock-the-fing-gate\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conradstoltz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/conrad-stoltz-please-lock-the-fing-gate.jpg\" alt=\"conrad-stoltz-please-lock-the-fing-gate\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Bad:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Getting ready for the South African Time Trail Champs on Feb 3. Lots of painful stuff happening in 1 place. Putting some miles on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elite-ciao.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Elite PowerMag<\/a> trainer and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.powercranks.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Powercranks<\/a> at 1400m altitude- probably the 3 most painful things you can do at one time.<\/p>\n<p>I poured concrete flooring all day so had to train at night. Usually I dont need an excuse to train at night&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>No real electricity here- so no cooling fans. But afterward I did a few laps in the sweat puddle to cool down&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2412\" title=\"conrad-stoltz-tt-training-elite-powermag\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conradstoltz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/conrad-stoltz-tt-training-elite-powermag.jpg\" alt=\"conrad-stoltz-tt-training-elite-powermag\" width=\"640\" height=\"595\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>See those little spikes in yellow? Each spike feels like putting your hand in the fire.<\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2413\" title=\"conrad-stoltz-intervals\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conradstoltz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/conrad-stoltz-intervals.jpg\" alt=\"conrad-stoltz-intervals\" width=\"640\" height=\"304\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Anxiously awaiting a fast, flat bike with low bars that pedals itself. Like Fabian&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>For once Fedex stuffed it up. How many countries does a bike have to visit before hitting Africa? And what did it do in Memphis Tennessee for 5 days? (Visit Elvis?) I&#8217;ve been to Tennessee, you can see it all in 1 day.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2421\" title=\"screen-shot-2011-01-12-at-243\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conradstoltz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/screen-shot-2011-01-12-at-243.jpg\" alt=\"screen-shot-2011-01-12-at-243\" width=\"537\" height=\"481\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Ugly.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Did an 8hr Enduro ride with my mate Wayne. He is training for next years Roof of Africa already&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>One of the best parts was going up this stream for about 2km. Hard work!<\/p>\n<p>Was totally worked. Stopped counting the crashes after about 5.<\/p>\n<p>Was A LOT of fun.<\/p>\n<p>Somehow the coach is not impressed&#8230; What?! Skills training!<\/p>\n<p>Wayne halfway into the House of Pain<\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2411\" title=\"wayne-otty-and-conrad-stoltz-enduro-training\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conradstoltz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/wayne-otty-and-conrad-stoltz-enduro-training.jpg\" alt=\"wayne-otty-and-conrad-stoltz-enduro-training\" width=\"640\" height=\"492\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Too late to worry about a few scratches.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2414\" title=\"conrad-stoltz-enduro-training\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conradstoltz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/conrad-stoltz-enduro-training.jpg\" alt=\"conrad-stoltz-enduro-training\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p>No pedaling required.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2416\" title=\"conrad-stoltz-enduro\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conradstoltz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/conrad-stoltz-enduro.jpg\" alt=\"conrad-stoltz-enduro\" width=\"640\" height=\"358\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;main road.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2417\" title=\"conrad-stoltz-off-road-road\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conradstoltz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/conrad-stoltz-off-road-road.jpg\" alt=\"conrad-stoltz-off-road-road\" width=\"640\" height=\"376\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ok ok, Playtime is over. The thing is winterized and locked away.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2415\" title=\"conrad-stoltz-enduro-training1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conradstoltz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/conrad-stoltz-enduro-training1.jpg\" alt=\"conrad-stoltz-enduro-training1\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Time to chew bubblegum and kick ass<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a little behind with the blogging, so I&#8217;m trying to quickly squeeze a few topics into one blog. The Good: Long, easy mountain bike rides on the Highveld. Drinking water straight from the spring. 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